The U.S. Constitution grants its citizens, and its media, the right to say and print just about whatever they want. We’re here to exercise our freedoms and take part in the the great American pastime of misinformation. Everything here is a joke, but that doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to believe it!


Kevin is a comedy writer from southern California, working on film scripts that never get made. He calls himself a travel enthusiast, but spends more of his free time vegetating on the couch as a freelance drinker and amateur fantasy sports player.


Alex is a retired marketing coordinator from Chicago. He is currently a nomad in pursuit of the meaning of life. When Alex isn’t shit-posting on Twitter, he spends his time watching baseball, playing disc golf, and walking his dog.